WHEN YOUR GUY FRIEND INVITES YOU TO HANG OUT WITH HIM AND HIS EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE FRIENDS WHO PLAY PROFESSIONAL SOCCER June 27, 2012 by whatshouldheidicallme You pregame at a different bar, planning to meet up later: Then it’s last call and you realize you got too drunk and forgot to switch bars:
WHEN YOU’RE LAYING OUT BY THE POOL AND WONDER WHY YOU’RE GETTING SO MANY STARES— AND YOU REALIZE YOU’VE HAD A NIP SLIP FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR June 27, 2012 by whatshouldheidicallme
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME ABOUT MY DECISION TO JOIN TFA June 27, 2012 by whatshouldheidicallme After teaching highschoolers for a year:
WHEN THE CUTE GUY AT STARBUCKS MAKES EYE CONTACT WITH YOU FROM ACROSS THE ROOM June 27, 2012 by whatshouldheidicallme In my mind, I look like: In reality, I look like:
WHEN YOUR DOCTOR ASKS IF YOUR ADDERALL HAS MADE YOU LOSE ANY WEIGHT, AND THEN CHECKS YOUR STATS AND LAUGHS OUT LOUD BECAUSE YOU’VE ACTUALLY GAINED WEIGHT June 27, 2012 by whatshouldheidicallme My doctor’s reaction: What I wanted to do: What I actually did:
WHEN OUR KIDS KILL A TEST BECAUSE MY BEST FRIEND AND I MAKE SUCH A GREAT TEAM. June 26, 2012 by whatshouldheidicallme We’re just like,
WHEN MY BOYFRIEND WANTS TO DO NEW POSITIONS HE READ IN COSMO June 26, 2012 by whatshouldheidicallme I’m just like,